Ephiphany: Obama is a bus conductor. He keeps on asking for change…

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Bring on the pain!

January 12th, 2011

Bring on the pain!

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I’m inventing a new term for food – by Bangalore Standards. E.g. ‘The pizza wasn’t bad – by Bangalore Standards’…

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To the iPhone nuts out there: …

December 29th, 2010

To the iPhone nuts out there: http://www.http://damnyouautocorrect.com – is any of this true?

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There should be a rule…

August 14th, 2010

that a child can’t call a guy “Uncle” unless the guy is married.

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The Wit And Wisdom of Abu Falafel

November 22nd, 2009

Abu Falafel, the wise and holy man of ancient Egypt, accompanied his friend Mustafa and his retinue of a hundred friends, family and well wishers to ask for the Sheikh’s beautiful daughter’s hand in marriage.

They traveled for forty days and forty nights across the raging desert to arrive at their destination – the Sheikh’s palace.

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At the Flea Market…

October 1st, 2009

Went to the Flea Market with my folks today.

Saw a stall by Peoples For Animals with puppies for adoption.

Pointed to a cue Labrador puppy and said – “I’ll take that one. Medium Rare.”

I’m not welcome at the flea market anymore.

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Facebook Poker Players

July 13th, 2009

If you’ve played poker on Facebook for some time, you must have come across these poker champs:

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A couple of weeks ago, a friend was getting interviewed for a TV show, so the TV crew shot me and the usual suspects playing poker at his  place.

The girl directing the shoot (or the cameramen) did not know anything about Poker and they asked us just to play normally and they’d shoot what they like.
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Crime doesn’t pay

May 26th, 2009

Crime doesn’t pay…as well as politics.